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Why do you watch the SuperB owl?


Last night was the big game. I realized that people watch it for different reasons and do different things during it. Most watch for the game itself. I’m not a huge football fan, but I like the fact that I can’t predict the outcome. I also like watching with other guys. My wife and daughters aren’t football fans at all, so they just look at me when I yell or make comments.

The commercials cost so much to air that they tend to be more inventive and more original than others. A lot of people watch the game just to see them.

Music fans might watch for the pregame or half time musical acts. Last night Madonna put on quite a show. If you’re a fan of her music, it was nice to hear.

I guess I’m weird, though. I watched the game for the production of it all. I’m always on the pages of wondering what ideas I can use to make communication memorable. Here’s what I noticed:

    Halftime

  • The stage Madonna performed on had LED’s showing different graphics.
  • In front of the stage, they were using some sort of environmental projection.
  • Cuts were the norm.
  • Lesser artists added to the fun.
  • The dancers really added to the show.
  • The dancers almost made Madonna look like she wasn’t doing anything by comparison.
    Commercials

  • I wish there were fewer sexy commercials.
  • You can really show how good your product is by showing the downsides; don’t drive a car with headlights as bright as the sun if you’re a vampire.
  • I’m glad none of my domains are on GoDaddy anymore; isn’t there anyway to advertise domain names other than sexy girls?
  • Does anyone else think the Doritos commercials are better than some of the ones that people are paying millions of $$ for?
  • The etrade baby freaks me out a little. The baby boy at the end of that commercial “speed dating” was just wrong…funny, but wrong.

BTW, I know I put the space in the wrong place for the title, but superb owl isn’t a registered trademark of the NFL like the other way of spelling it is.

Paul

This is how I do it

I think the next book I’m writing is on service. Here’s a little taste of it from a submission I sent to the Nines. I don’t think it was used, so I thought I’d share it here.

I want to protect copyright, but not break the internet

I don’t usually talk about political stuff, but I’m really concerned about the “Protect IP” act and the “COPA” act going through congress now. From what I can tell, anyone can accuse anyone of piracy and their site must be removed (without a trial or Judge). This breaks the internet. I even wrote my congress-people. Here’s what one of them wrote back. I think the last paragraph says it all.

Paul

December 6, 2011

Dear Mr. Clifford,

Thank you for taking the time to contact me regarding the Preventing Real Online Threats to Economic Creativity and Theft of Intellectual Property Act of 2011 (PROTECT IP Act). I appreciate hearing your thoughts on this issue.

The PROTECT IP Act aims to protect the rights of trademark and copyright holders, including a private right of action for intellectual property owners. This means that intellectual property owners as well as the government can seek injunctions against websites “dedicated to infringing activities”. Many websites are large with a great deal of content. Having an entire website blocked from searches due to questionable content is a broad overreaction to the problem the bill’s sponsors are trying to solve.

Copyright owners already have legal remedies at their disposal to remove infringing material piece-by-piece. The definition of an “Internet site dedicated to infringing activities” in this legislation is both broad and vague. Many industry experts have also raised security and other technical concerns relating to the domain filtering requirements of this bill. Using a similar law, the Department of Homeland Security has already seized web site domain names – including some by accident. This hardly seems like a good solution, and such problems need to be fixed before this bill is considered.

On May 26th, 2011 the PROTECT IP Act was placed on the Senate Legislative Calendar, where it awaits further consideration. Again, thank you for contacting my office regarding this matter. Rest assured, should this issue come before me in the Senate, I will keep your thoughts in mind.

Sincerely,

Rand Paul, MD
United States Senator

Lessons Learned from Questapalooza 2011

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Every year for the past few, my church has thrown an outdoor music festival at the end of August or Labor Day weekend.  It’s called Questapalooza and it draws multiple thousands of people to see well-known Christian artists like Remedy Drive, Nicole C. Mullin, and Third Day.

As a video guy, I get the gift of being in the live truck for at least part of the day.  This year, I took a turn running the shader position.

Somehow after six of these, I still manage to learn something new every year.  This year was no exception.  I’ll be sharing some of the hacks I picked up from the guy who owned the truck over at Hack.ingChurch.com.  What I want to talk about here are some of the heart pieces.

I arrived early, as I do each year, but this year the rest of the team had it well in hand.  I was a little disappointed.  I love helping and learning what I can.  Still, watching our daughters helped my wife, so I was glad to do it.

This year was different for me because the person I’ve known the longest in my life other than family was there and brought her teenaged daughter.  It’s always different to look at something you love through someone else’s eyes.  I knew Jordan (the daughter) liked Remedy Drive, so as I was running the shader, I was praying for her to really enjoy their time on stage.

When I finally met up with my friend, she was blown away by my church.  I’d been her friend through the tough teen years, so it was great to see her heart rev with excitement for what makes mine beat.  In the last 11 years, I’ve seen things that I wouldn’t have believed.  Last night was one of those times.

During Third Day’s set, my pastor came out and told the prodigal son story from Luke 15.  I sat with 8000 others, hanging on his every word.  I watched out of the corner of my eye as my friend and her daughter took it all in.  We all participated as he asked which brother we were, the prodigal or the pretender.

I knew each of us had a slightly different story and fit into different roles.  I couldn’t have cared more for these two if they were my sister and niece.  She asked if I knew that he was going to do this.  I told her that the first year it was a surprise, but from then on I knew it was coming.

When the time came, hundreds of people stood to give their lives to Jesus.  I couldn’t help but cry a little.  I know how costly this event is to us.  I missed being in the crowd for Remedy Drive.  I only slept four hours last night.  My girls were very close to getting ill from one of the summer’s hottest days, but I felt that it was all worth it.

My friend thanked me for the invitation.  She’d never seen this sort of miracle in person.  She said that she’d be back (along with her husband and other kids).  I love my church. I love that I get to do this.

I hope you get that people were forever changed by something I got to be a part of.  I helped make it so that people could see what was happening.  Since I was in the crowd for part of the day, I got to see what others probably didn’t — people encountering a God who loves them and others who are willing to show it.

I hope you get to see something like this in your life.  Oh yeah, and the tech was great, too. ;)

Paul

7 PowerPoint Mistakes

PowerPoint is not a bad tool. Somehow, though, it’s the tool that produces the most consistently bad presentations. It’s not that the presentations lack information, but that they don’t organize it in a way that the most understandable. With that in mind, here are some mistakes I’ve seen:

1. Bad color schemes: You’d think that Microsoft with all their money would hire great designers to put together great color schemes that are optimized for projectors. But that’s not the case. I’ve seen such horrible color combinations in presentations. I always try to use a dark background with light text. Your eye is attracted to light, so make the text the light piece. A screen isn’t a piece of paper, so I really like that combination. I’ve seen a blue background with yellow text. That’s okay, but it really feels retro to me. Whatever you do, avoid colors that are similar. Dark blue with light blue is bad. It’s hard to read; that’s the most important.

2. Clip art: Happily you don’t see this as much anymore, but I am so tired of clip art. You still get a bunch of it in Powerpoint despite the fact that it’s gone out of style. When I started using PowerPoint 11 years ago, I’d use it all the time, but then I noticed how much better photographs looked than clip art. There’s something so much more dynamic when you use a photo than a drawing that looks like it’s been around since 1984.

3. Animations: Most of the animations in most programs are completely useless. My first video, I used the “random transition” feature, so I speak from experience. Text shouldn’t type in for each point. Lines shouldn’t fly in. There are exceptions, but less is more. Try having text either dissolve in or even just appear, in whole sentences or paragraphs, when needed.

4. Too much text: If I had a dollar for one mistake, this is the one I’d choose. Never put more than six lines of text on a screen. I don’t care what your reasoning is, don’t do it. The eye gets lost too easily. If you have to reduce the font size to fit the words in, you have too many. For song lyrics, I’m extreme in using one or two lines, but you get my point. No one loses track of which line they’re reading if there are two. I’ve done it with four. I’ve seen 15 lines and thought the whole text to War and Peace was on the screen. It just seems like a lot more than it is.

5. Using it for creation: If you’re in a bind and need to create something fast, the built-in image editing tools are fine. I just know people that use them to the exclusion of Photoshop, Video editing and text editing software. If you can, try using Photoshop to create your slides instead of PowerPoint and your slides won’t be as editable, but they won’t look like every other presentation either. The first time I did this people were astounded at how great the slides looked. All I did was add a stroke and an outer glow to the text on a background I made.

6. Stock Templates: Speaking of backgrounds, everyone uses the ones in PowerPoint. I know where there’s a sign that even uses a stock Microsoft background as part of the design. Don’t do it. Look online for examples of great templates and use them for inspiration.

7. Bad Fonts: I could talk for weeks on fonts, but I’ll summarize. There are two basic types of fonts. One is meant to be used for titles. The other is meant for the body. The first is much more dramatic and less legible. The second is more boring, but readable. Most of the time you’ll want to use a font like Arial, Verdana, Times New Roman, etc. over LoserBoi grunge. Occasional use for emphasis is fine (or as part of a background element), but if it’s something you want people to write down or sing, keep it simple.

Since legibility is the goal here, have someone with average, but not great vision try an read your text from the worst seats. Can they? If not, increase size and adjust contrast between text and the background. Obviously someone who’s legally blind will never be able to read what’s on the screen, but an average person should be able to. Legible is better than cool, but strive for both. They don’t have to be mutually exclusive.

Paul